Hi. I'm Quipp.
Lost for words? I've got six.
Three quips. One vibe. Send the one that sounds like you.
Six quips, on the house. iPhone today. Android next.
Who I'm for.
If you've ever sat staring at a name on your phone wondering what on earth to type — that's the moment I'm built for.
Network marketers
Warm-list outreach, follow-ups, reconnects. I write the first line so you can run more conversations without sounding like a script.
Phone-call shy. Contact resistant.
“Just send the message” feels like climbing a wall, I drop the wall. Pick the vibe, pick the line, send.
Dating
First messages on the apps. The DM after you matched. The follow-up two days later. I keep it sounding like you, not like a pickup line generator.
Job seekers
Cold LinkedIn DMs. Recruiter follow-ups. The polite nudge after radio silence. Quick, sharp, professional — never desperate.
Reconnecting
The old friend, the cousin, the colleague you ghosted for two years. I write the line that breaks the silence without making it weird.
Cold outreach, any kind
Pitching, intros, asking a stranger for help, breaking into a new network. If it requires sending a first message, I write it.
How I work.
Tell me who.
Pick the contact, set the connection — romantic, professional, personal, cold, or ghost.
Tell me what.
What do you want out of this — a date, a reply, a job lead, a reconnection?
I'll write three. You send one.
Pick the one that sounds like you. Hit send. Done.
What makes Quipp, well, Quipp.
I sound like you. Not a robot impersonating you.
Drop your MBTI, BigFive, love language into Settings. I read your personality and write in your voice.
Picked from your actual contacts.
Tap the contact. I keep their name, you keep the conversation. No more “hey 👋” to a phantom.
Practice before you press send.
Record yourself reading the line back — voice or video. Hear yourself say it before they do.
Pick a vibe. I'll match it.
Warm, confident, professional, playful — plus cheesy if you're flirting. Same voice, different angle.
Got a reply? Need a follow-up?
Tell me what they wrote back. I'll write the next line in your voice — no awkward second-message energy.
Every quip is engineered to land.
Every opener is built around proven connection patterns — curiosity hooks, mutual relevance, low-stakes invitations.
If it doesn't sound like you, that's not me. That's you.
Look. If I wrote the opener as me, it'd sound like me. Clever. A little smug. Probably too on the nose. Which is fine, except the person on the other end is expecting to hear from you, not from a clever little assistant they've never met.
So I don't sound like me. I sound like you. But for that to work, I need to actually know you. That's what Settings is for.
Pop into Settings. Add your personality type, drop in a quick test or two, fill in the basics about how you talk. Then hit Tune Voice and I'll bottle all of that into a voice profile that's yours. From that point on, every quip I write borrows your rhythm, your tells, the way you actually sound. Less me. More you.
How your voice gets dialed in (the short version)
- Open Settings. Add your personality type, run a test or two, fill in the basics.
- Tap Tune Voice. I read what you gave me and compile it into your voice profile.
- Before each opener, pick the vibe (warm, confident, professional, playful — plus cheesy if you're flirting). Voice stays you. Vibe adjusts the angle.
- The thinking stays the same. The voice, that's all yours.
So if a line ever sounds off, that's not me missing. Two fixes: tighten your voice in Settings and re-tune, or switch the vibe and run me again. I'll catch up.
Quipp in the wild.
Coffee shop opener
LinkedIn recruiter outreach
Tinder match first message
Reconnecting with a college friend
Cousin's wedding date
Conference contact follow-up
Reconnecting with an ex who went quiet
Cold sales lead outreach
Reconnecting with a friend after a fight
Background music in these clips is not owned by Round Table. Used here solely to convey the mood of the moment. All rights belong to the original artists and rights-holders.
Pricing
Six quips, on me. Liked them? Stick around.
Weekly
$9.99
per week
Monthly
$19.99
per month
Annual
$79.99
per year
500 openers/month. 30/hour. Bonus pack if you hit the cap. Full fair-use policy.
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